The not-so-serious but brutally honest guide to the IT world and lingo
From cryptic acronyms to absurd rituals, IT Dictionary unpacks the jargon, inside jokes, and quiet despair that make modern tech what it is.
The book is divided into five delightfully painful parts:
With over 1,000 entries and a healthy dose of irony, this book helps you decode what people really mean when they say things like "we're being agile" or "just a small refactor."
If you're a seasoned engineer — you'll realize you're not alone.
If you're just starting out — you'll get a glimpse of what's coming.
And if you work with IT people — you might finally understand why most of us have that slightly haunted look in our eyes.
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Available now on Amazon in both paperback and Kindle editions.
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(unless someone manages to record it without crying or rage-quitting halfway)